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If you have joint or muscle discomfort, your uric acid levels are already high. Luckily, it's never too late to cleanse your body, break down uric acid crystals, and feel amazing. Change can be hard, but we made it easy.
Transform your life in just 30 seconds a day. Pour, stir, and sip. When you drink a glass of water with Lifetones, you jump-start the body's processes of reducing uric acid, boosting alkalinity, and managing joint discomfort.
Start the day with a smart choice. Your joints and muscles will thank you!
- FAST RELIEF - liquid extracts work better and faster than pills or powders
- CLEANSE URIC ACID - take two to three doses daily to melt acid crystals
- EASY TO USE - every bottle comes with a measuring spoon
- NO SUGAR OR CHERRY - suitable for those watching their sugar levels
- JUST 7 NATURAL HERBS - Lifetones is 100% vegan-friendly
- GREAT TASTING - has a very mild natural celery flavor
- IT WORKS - over 1.2 million bottles sold worldwide
- ONE-TIME PURCHASE - we don't do subscriptions or auto-billing
- 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE - love it or your money back
THE STORY OF LIFETONES
A Phytotherapist by trade, Vincent Tones believes that almost all discomfort is either caused by uric acid, or amplified by it. This includes joint and muscle discomfort, vitamin deficiencies, immunity issues, lack of energy and much more...
When uric acid levels rise, needle-like crystals form in the joints and muscles and grind away with every movement.
Vincent set out to formulate a natural product that could support healthy acid levels and replenish key minerals... and that is exactly what he did...
SEE WHY URIC ACID GAVE LIFETONES A 1-STAR REVIEW
Review by: Mr. Uric Acid
"Yeah, this is Uric Acid. I wanted to give Lifetones a ZERO-Star Review, but it wouldn't let me. I can't stand them! They're LITERALLY killing me. Ok, they're 'balancing me out,' but still! All I want to do is create some needle-like crystals in people's joints and muscles to give them extreme discomfort and amplify the pain of fibromyalgia, gout, joint pain, and arthritis. Is that really SO bad? And with Lifetones being all 'affordable' and 'simple to use,' I'M the victim here!
I'M the one suffering when people put Lifetones' natural ingredients and healthy minerals in their bodies. So I'm giving Phytotherapist and Founder of Lifetones Vincent Tones a thumb down and I'm giving Lifetones a thumb down... if I had thumbs, that is. What am I, Uric Acid, supposed to do with my life if I'm no longer inflicting pain on people's joints and muscles??
Your nemesis,
Mr. Uric Acid"
Our Response...
Response by: Vincent Tones, Phytotherapist and Founder of Lifetones
"Thanks for your Review, Uric Acid. Never in our wildest dreams did we think we'd LOVE getting a 1-Star Review. In fact, we might even try to figure out how to allow you to leave a zero-star review because I, Vincent Tones, all of us at Lifetones, the Millions of users of Lifetones, and the ingredients in the 1.2 Million bottles sold are ALL happy that YOU are unhappy with our product. That was the whole point! We'd rather you, Uric Acid, be unhappy so that Millions of people can be VERY happy! So that Millions of people don't have to worry about pain getting in the way of enjoying life!
So again, thank you Uric Acid for your harsh review. It's really appreciated. Since you believe you're a victim, I'd like to share with you who your 'bullies' are (or as we call them, 'heroes'):
Stinging Nettle loves utilizing its chlorophyll and powerful alkaloids to naturally neutralize Mr. Uric Acid.
Celery Seed, my personal favorite, loves to outpower Uric Acid by being a super-strong pH balancing herb.
Alfalfa enjoys replenishing people with every mineral known to man, preventing Uric Acid's needle-like crystals.
Birch and Willow keep joints and muscles safe and comfortable while the other ingredients pick on Uric Acid.
Devil's Claw does the 'nothing to see here' act using its herbal alkalizing and cleansing properties.
Boswellia is the wise old resin keeping joints and muscles happy and free from Uric Acid's wrath for centuries.
So there you have it, Mr. Uric Acid. Your review tells all of us at Lifetones that we're doing something right! That our quest to help people suffering from joint pain, fibromyalgia, gout, and arthritis is working!
Sincerely,
Vincent Tones
Phytotherapist and Founder of Lifetones"
THE ACTIVE INGREDIENTS
STINGING NETTLE
Contains chlorophyll and powerful alkaloids that neutralize uric acid naturally.
CELERY SEED
Which is Vincent's favorite pH balancing herb. It's so strong, you only need a few drops.
ALFALFA
The lush green super food. It contains practically every mineral known to man.
BIRCH & WILLOW
Both support almost all types of joint and muscle discomfort.
DEVIL'S CLAW
Known as an amazing alkalizing and cleansing herb.
BOSWELLIA
A gummy resin that has been helping joint and muscle discomfort for centuries.
FULL INGREDIENT LIST
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who should be taking this?
Anyone living with joint, muscle or nerve discomfort should definitely be taking it, but honestly anyone concerned about their general health should be taking it to support healthy uric acid levels.
How does it work?
The unique blend of herbs within each Lifetones Uric Acid Support bottle was selected for the historical use of helping the body to stabilize acidity, break down and dissolve uric acid crystals in the joints, assist the kidneys with eliminating acid from the body and ease discomfort.
What are the directions for use?
Mix 30 drops of Lifetones (about 1/2 teaspoon) with water, stir and drink. You can do this up to 3 times per day, depending on your discomfort level. If you only take one dose per day, it should be in the evening before bed. It can be taken with or without food, but for best results, take it one hour before a meal.
Is Lifetones vegan-friendly?
Yes! Lifetones contains just 7 all-natural botanical ingredients. Celery seed, Nettle, Birch, Willow, Alfalfa, Devil's Claw and Boswellia.
Where is it made?
Lifetones was formulated in South Africa, but it is now proudly made in the USA.
Can Lifetones cause interactions with medications such as blood thinners?
You should always discuss medication interactions with your health care provider. If you are on medications, we recommend to start at half the dose for the first 2 weeks and then increase to a full dose. The herbs in Lifetones have the same effect on medication as a few pieces of broccoli for lunch. You would have to double the dose to affect blood thinners. With over 1 million bottles sold worldwide, we have not had a single interaction complaint, but ultimately you should ask your health care practitioner and err on the side of caution when it comes to your health.
Are you going to auto-bill my credit card or auto-ship every month?
NO! We know you will love it and come back and order more on your own, so we do not auto-bill or auto-ship unless you specifically ask us to do so.
Is Lifetones satisfaction guaranteed?
Yes! We offer a 100% 365-day satisfaction guarantee. You can send us your empty bottle an entire year from your purchase date and we will process a full refund.
START THE DAY WITH A SMART CHOICE
If you're a person looking to improve:
✔ Muscle discomfort...
✔ Joint discomfort...
✔ Vitamin deficiencies...
✔ Immunity Issues...
Lifetones is for you!
If you're a person who enjoys:
✔ Feeling truly energized...
✔ Having a clear mind and feeling healthy all the time...
✔ Not being in constant pain...
✔ Not not feeling constantly sick...
Lifetones is for you!
Call Us: 1-844-564-8315
Email: info@toneshealth.com