Put Away the Heating Pad: New South African Herbs Offer Real Hope for Fibromyalgia
Why you can ache all over even when your labs come back "normal", and the 7-herb formula that targets the culprit nobody talks about.
Often times, the greatest change happens when someone becomes overly frustrated with the way things are, prompting them to create something better.
So when Vincent Tones, founder of the Natural Health Academy, watched his wife wake up aching from head to toe morning after morning, while every doctor told her the tests looked fine, he started researching every herbal remedy on the planet to offer her some relief.
A Phytotherapist by trade, Vincent knew something that most people don't...
The deep muscle aches and tenderness associated with fibromyalgia are actually made worse by uric acid.
Here's why: your body produces acid waste every single day. When it builds up faster than your body can flush it out, needle-like crystals can form and irritate muscles and nerve endings all over the body. Not one joint. Not one spot. Everywhere.
That is why the ache seems to move around, why your muscles feel heavy and sore for no reason, and why even a full night in bed can leave you waking up exhausted. The buildup never takes a night off.
Worse still, uric acid depletes key minerals like magnesium and calcium, the exact minerals your muscles need to relax, recover, and stop misfiring. That is a big part of why everything feels tight, tender, and slow to bounce back.
Vincent set out to formulate a natural product that could replenish those key minerals and reduce the uric acid crystals... and that is exactly what he did.
Here's what he had to say about the revolutionary formulation...
"Each herb was hand picked based on the latest clinical studies and research to support maximum effectiveness.
The first ingredient is Stinging Nettle, which contains chlorophyll and powerful alkaloids that neutralize uric acid naturally. It also supports the specific type of deep muscle soreness and tenderness that makes your whole body feel heavy.
Next is Celery Seed, my favorite pH balancing herb. If every person could juice celery every day, they would always keep their pH balance correct. In this extract, it's so concentrated that you only need a few drops.
Then there are Birch and Willow. Birch is best known for dissolving stones and crystals, and Willow has supported almost every type of muscle and joint discomfort since the time of Hippocrates.
Next up is Alfalfa, the lush green superfood that contains practically every mineral known to man. High uric acid drains key mineral levels, which leaves muscles tight, tender, and prone to spasms. Alfalfa restores those minerals to help muscles finally relax and recover.
Then we've got Devil's Claw, a strange-looking desert herb that grows wild in southwest Africa. It is known as a fast-acting relief herb with amazing cleansing properties, used specifically for muscle and tissue discomfort.
Finally we have Boswellia, a gummy resin that has helped with joint, muscle, and tissue comfort for thousands of years."
You'll feel the difference...
- Fast-absorbing liquid formula
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The Only All-Over Comfort Formula That Melts Uric Acid Crystals
Lifetones has sold over 1.5 million bottles worldwide, mostly in South Africa where it was created.
When Vincent Tones realized how many lives this formula would change, he knew it was time to bring it to the USA.
He contacted countless USA based manufacturers before he found one that met his lofty manufacturing standards. Lifetones is now made in the USA with premium botanical ingredients.
Vincent said, "No Turmeric" and "No Tart Cherry" but "Yes to Celery, Nettle, Birch, Willow, Alfalfa, Devil's Claw and Boswellia!"
We asked him if he could fit all of these powerful herbs into a powder and he laughed and said, "That's not possible. The chalky powder would absorb slower and wouldn't work as well."
Luckily, there is a much better way...
Lifetones is a liquid formula, designed to be mixed with water. That's one of the reasons why it works so well.
Unlike most other formulas, Lifetones does not contain Turmeric, because it is known to cause abdominal discomfort and diarrhea.
Another common ingredient we don't use is Tart Cherry. It is high in calories and sugar, making it unsuitable for a lot of people.
Lifetones has no sugar and a mild natural flavor. Most people barely even taste it.
"It's Like A Miracle In A Bottle"
New Smyrna Beach, FL
"My patients are getting the relief they need in an all-natural and quick delivery system.
I recommend this to all of my patients because of how amazing for the body this tincture is. It's like a little miracle in a bottle. There isn't anyone who can't benefit in some way from adding this to their routine.
For my patients with an excessive build up of uric acid, they have said they can literally feel the crystals melting away and flushing from their joints within days of using this.
Lifetones has been a trusted name in offering uric acid support for years and they are the only recommendation that I offer for natural, long-lasting relief."
Half a Teaspoon. 30 Seconds. Done.
Powders and large tablet pills can only deliver the water soluble actives from herbs. In other words, the body can only digest and absorb a small amount of the ingredients.
Lifetones is a liquid extract, so it delivers the full spectrum of benefits in a matter of minutes. This makes it far more potent and fast-acting. Just half a teaspoon in water, juice, or tea. No counting, no guesswork: every bottle comes with a 1/2 teaspoon measuring spoon.
Revolutionary All-Over Comfort Formula Now Available in the USA
Celery Seed
Supports the kidneys, helping the body flush the uric acid and toxins that can make your whole body ache.
Nettle
Gently cleanses the body of the metabolic wastes that irritate tender, sensitive muscles.
Birch
Best known for dissolving stones and crystals.
Willow Bark
An ancient comfort compound dating back to the time of Hippocrates.
Alfalfa
Alkalizes and detoxifies the body. Restores the healthy mineral balance tight, tender muscles depend on.
Devil's Claw
A desert herb known for superior muscle and nerve support.
Boswellia
Used for thousands of years to soothe joint, muscle, and tissue discomfort.
Natural Alcohol
Small amounts of pure alcohol extract the micro-nutrients from the herbs to dramatically increase results.
The ingredients in Lifetones are safe, non-habit-forming, and drug-free.
It Worked for Them, and It Can Work for YOU!
"I am absolutely amazed how good this is. I have arthritis and fibromyalgia and within two days of starting Lifetones twice a day I feel great. My joints are no longer painful and the stiffness is gone. Much more energy as well. So good I've ordered another bottle."
"I've had trouble for years sleeping through the night, tossing and turning all night long. I take this first thing in the morning and just before bed and I sleep clear through the night. I wake up refreshed and ready for my busy day."
"I have been on this product for 5 months, and no longer suffer with stiff joints, neck and back discomfort. The big one for me is just in the last 30 days, it has really helped the discomfort in both of my hands. I am 65 and this is life changing! Thank you Lifetones for this amazing product."
"It's like an eraser! I've been taking Lifetones for joint discomfort. From my feet, back, shoulders and hands. It has been quite remarkable to have less discomfort and more mobility. I'm so grateful. I showed my daughter and she's elated!"
"This natural product is amazing. Helps clear my husband's flare-ups within 2-3 days. Before taking Lifetones it would take 2-4 weeks for the flare-up to clear up. I recommend Lifetones, it really helps."
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With our Returnless Refunds, you can shop with total confidence. Lifetones is one of the only companies in America that does not ask you to return your products. If for any reason you don't absolutely love Lifetones, you have 365 days to get a full refund, and you keep the bottle. If Lifetones doesn't help you find relief, it is on us.
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The massager is the perfect partner for this offer. Roll it gently over tender shoulders, legs, and feet while the herbs go to work from the inside. Your body gets support from both directions.
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