Put Down the Tart Cherry Juice: New South African Herbs Offer Real Hope for Gout Flare-Ups
Why flare-ups keep coming back even after you gave up the steak and the beer, and the 7-herb formula that goes after the crystals themselves.
Often times, the greatest change happens when someone becomes overly frustrated with the way things are, prompting them to create something better.
Vincent Tones, founder of the Natural Health Academy and a Phytotherapist by trade, originally created this formula for his wife Cheryl, who lived with fibromyalgia. It helped her so much that they began sharing bottles with friends and family.
That is when something unexpected happened. A close friend who lived in fear of his next flare-up asked to try it. You probably know his story by heart, because it is yours too. Waking up at 2am with a big toe so tender that even the weight of a bedsheet is too much. Then a week of limping and waiting for it to pass, dreading the next one.
He had already given up the beer, the steak, and the shellfish. He was still flaring. Vincent knew exactly why...
Most of the uric acid in your body is made by your body itself, not by what is on your dinner plate.
That is why the sacrifices never seem to be enough. Your body produces acid waste every single day. When it builds up faster than your body can flush it out, it crystallizes in the coolest joint it can find. And because your feet are the coolest part of your body, the big toe gets it first.
If you have tried tart cherry juice, cherry capsules, celery pills, and "just drink more water" and the flare-ups still come, this is a big reason why. Calming a flare is not the same as addressing the buildup behind it.
Worse still, uric acid depletes key minerals like magnesium and calcium, which your muscles and joints need to stay loose and steady between flare-ups. That is why your feet can ache and feel stiff even on the "good" days.
Vincent's formula was already built to replenish those key minerals and reduce the uric acid crystals... which is exactly why his friend became the formula's biggest evangelist.
Here's what he had to say about the revolutionary formulation...
"Each herb was hand picked based on the latest clinical studies and research to support maximum effectiveness.
The first ingredient is Stinging Nettle, which contains chlorophyll and powerful alkaloids that neutralize uric acid naturally. It also supports the specific type of swelling and tenderness that makes a flared toe impossible to ignore.
Next is Celery Seed, my favorite pH balancing herb. If every person could juice celery every day, they would always keep their pH balance correct. In this extract, it's so concentrated that you only need a few drops.
Then there are Birch and Willow. Birch is best known for dissolving stones and crystals, and Willow has supported almost every type of muscle and joint discomfort since the time of Hippocrates.
Next up is Alfalfa, the lush green superfood that contains practically every mineral known to man. Once crystals form, key mineral levels start to decline, which causes the muscles around your joints to ache and spasm. Alfalfa restores those minerals to keep everything moving smoothly.
Then we've got Devil's Claw, a strange-looking desert herb that grows wild in southwest Africa. It is known as a fast-acting relief herb with amazing cleansing properties, used specifically for muscle and tissue discomfort.
Finally we have Boswellia, a gummy resin that has helped with joint, muscle, and tissue comfort for thousands of years."
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The Original Formula That Melts Uric Acid Crystals
Lifetones has sold over 1.5 million bottles worldwide, mostly in South Africa where it was created.
When Vincent Tones realized how many lives this formula would change, he knew it was time to bring it to the USA.
He contacted countless USA based manufacturers before he found one that met his lofty manufacturing standards. Lifetones is now made in the USA with premium botanical ingredients.
Vincent said, "No Turmeric" and "No Tart Cherry" but "Yes to Celery, Nettle, Birch, Willow, Alfalfa, Devil's Claw and Boswellia!"
We asked him if he could fit all of these powerful herbs into a powder and he laughed and said, "That's not possible. The chalky powder would absorb slower and wouldn't work as well."
Luckily, there is a much better way...
Lifetones is a liquid formula, designed to be mixed with water. That's one of the reasons why it works so well.
Unlike most other formulas, Lifetones does not contain Turmeric, because it is known to cause abdominal discomfort and diarrhea.
Another common ingredient we don't use is Tart Cherry. It is high in calories and sugar, making it unsuitable for a lot of people.
Lifetones has no sugar and a mild natural flavor. Most people barely even taste it.
"It's Like A Miracle In A Bottle"
New Smyrna Beach, FL
"My patients are getting the relief they need in an all-natural and quick delivery system.
I recommend this to all of my patients because of how amazing for the body this tincture is. It's like a little miracle in a bottle. There isn't anyone who can't benefit in some way from adding this to their routine.
For my patients with an excessive build up of uric acid, they have said they can literally feel the crystals melting away and flushing from their joints within days of using this.
Lifetones has been a trusted name in offering uric acid support for years and they are the only recommendation that I offer for natural, long-lasting relief."
Half a Teaspoon. 30 Seconds. Done.
Powders and large tablet pills can only deliver the water soluble actives from herbs. In other words, the body can only digest and absorb a small amount of the ingredients.
Lifetones is a liquid extract, so it delivers the full spectrum of benefits in a matter of minutes. This makes it far more potent and fast-acting. Just half a teaspoon in water, juice, or tea. No counting, no guesswork: every bottle comes with a 1/2 teaspoon measuring spoon.
Revolutionary Uric Acid Formula Now Available in the USA
Celery Seed
Supports the kidneys, the organ doing the heavy lifting when it comes to flushing uric acid out of the body.
Nettle
Gently cleanses the body of the metabolic wastes that build up between flare-ups.
Birch
Best known for dissolving stones and crystals.
Willow Bark
An ancient comfort compound dating back to the time of Hippocrates.
Alfalfa
Alkalizes and detoxifies the body. Restores the healthy mineral balance your joints depend on between flares.
Devil's Claw
A desert herb known for superior joint and muscle support.
Boswellia
Used for thousands of years to soothe joint, muscle, and tissue discomfort.
Natural Alcohol
Small amounts of pure alcohol extract the micro-nutrients from the herbs to dramatically increase results.
The ingredients in Lifetones are safe, non-habit-forming, and drug-free.
It Worked for Them, and It Can Work for YOU!
"This natural product is amazing. Helps clear my husband's flare-ups within 2-3 days. Before taking Lifetones it would take 2-4 weeks for the flare-up to clear up. I recommend Lifetones, it really helps."
"This product has been the best immediate response to my worst joint discomfort and inflammation! I finally have an answer to the great discouragement of body discomfort while trying to stay healthy. Better than pills!"
"I have been on this product for 5 months, and no longer suffer with stiff joints, neck and back discomfort. The big one for me is just in the last 30 days, it has really helped the discomfort in both of my hands. I am 65 and this is life changing! Thank you Lifetones for this amazing product."
"It's like an eraser! I've been taking Lifetones for joint discomfort. From my feet, back, shoulders and hands. It has been quite remarkable to have less discomfort and more mobility. I'm so grateful. I showed my daughter and she's elated!"
"My husband and I both suffer from mild discomfort because we are getting 'older.' We decided to try this product because of a family friend. I'm happy to say that we LOVE Lifetones! It has done great things for both me and my husband. I love the three pack option because we both take it so we never run out!"
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With our Returnless Refunds, you can shop with total confidence. Lifetones is one of the only companies in America that does not ask you to return your products. If for any reason you don't absolutely love Lifetones, you have 365 days to get a full refund, and you keep the bottle. If Lifetones doesn't help you find relief, it is on us.
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To get the word out about this breakthrough formula, a limited number of customers can get a full-size bottle of Lifetones and a FREE Wooden Massager ($12.95 value) today.
The massager is for the good days. Roll it gently under your feet and calves to keep everything loose and comfortable while the herbs go to work from the inside. (We know better than to suggest touching a flared toe.)
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